...or do I?

Jack Schitt

It has come to our attention that many customers, when questioned on 
various areas of system operation, have responded 'I don't know Jack 
Schitt'!  This post will remedy that situation.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, 
who's married to Oh Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep Schitt Inn.  Jack 
Schitt married Noe Schitt.

They produced seven children.  Their first son, Big Schitt was 
followed by twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, then by three 
daughters: Im Schitt , Fulla Schitt , And Giva Schitt, and finally 
another son, Bull Schitt.  Big Schitt manages a public relations 
establishment called the Schitt House which is visited often by our 
computer users.

Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Deep Schitt 
and Dumb Schitt now publish a newsletter named the Schitt List that 
recognize our users for their various actions on the bbs's. Users are 
urged to check the Schitt List often, as it is updated daily and may 
contain their name.

Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. 
Dip Schitt operates a warez bbs called Good Schitt.   Breaking 
tradition, IM Schitt married Save Faced.  Im Schitt-Faced is now the 
director of the local drug and alcohol rehab program.  Fulla Schitt 
and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers.  The Schitt-Happens 
children are named Dawg Schitt, Bird Schitt, and Horse Schitt. 

The Shitt-Happens own a consulting firm used exclusively by this bbs. 
 When problems happen, Shitt-Happens is an appropiate response.

Bull Schitt just married a real spicy number, Pisa Shitt, and they are 
proudly awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.  Bull Shitt is consulted 
by this bbs on financial matters and has input on how to run a bbs for 
profit. ....And now you know Jack Schitt.