This idea grew out of a book of even worse puns than the ones that follow. The trick is to take a state's abbreviation (two-letter, or the older ones) and compose a pun out of it. If you think you can do better than these, or you just want to complain about the horrible state of the Hume, Or. on this page, mail me at the address below.

• Either, Or.
• Yo Yo, Ma.
• Fish, Fla.
• Hume, Or.
• Lay, Tx.
• Remedi, Al.
• Call Me, Al. or Just Call, Me.
• You can Call Me, Mo. or you can Call Me, Tex. or you can Call Me, Miss.
• Ooh La, La.
• Catcher In The, RI.

jenkins@arch.umsl.edu (Jason Jenkins)