<sarcasm>Ya, right!</sarcasm>
<smirk>hey there.</smirk>
<accent type="english">A wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat squire. Eh?</accent>
<wink><wink><nudge><nudge>
<accent type="french">Your mother was a hampster.  And your father smelt of elderberries</accent>

<fight 
 bg=bar.gif 
 type=(bar,street,professional) 
 alt="Jason taps a keg of whoop-ass" >   
 onSlap='javascript:window.status="Ouch, nobody bitch-slaps me and gets away with it"'
 bgmusic="theme from the Darth Vader/Obi Wan fight.wav"
 bgMusicStyle=Dance-Mix
 onFirstPunch="JavaScript:media.play('AtLastWeMeetForTheFirstTimeForTheLastTime.wav') >
   <punch>
   <punch>
   <kick>
   <sound src="POW.wav">
   <punch type=open-fisted>
   <kick target=groin>
   <punch>
   <kick>
   <slap type=bitch>
   <sound src="wha-psh.wav">
   <throw type=full-point>
   <throw type=half-point>
   <throw type=quarter-point>
   <punch>
   <boot> to the head
   <slap target=grin method="right off"> Shut up, or I'll slap that stupid
                                         grin right off your face
   <slap target="fro">
</fight>



<grin>
<grin size=wide|extra-wide|stupid|silly|evil|wicked|evil&wicked>

<MONGOOSE action="bite"></MONGOOSE>

<insult type=grave> </insult>
<insult type=mortal> </insult>
<insult src=parentage> </insult>
<insult src=hygene> </insult>

<insult src=hygene src=parentage type=mortal> 
        <accent type="french">Your mother was a hampster.  
                              And your father smelt of elderberries
</accent></insult>


<threat> </threat>   (empty threat)

<LAUGH type="ebonic">Ho, Ho, Ho</LAUGH>
very similar to
<LAUGH type="christmas">Ho, Ho, Ho</LAUGH>
except that type="ebonic" may be preceded by "Yo mamma's a"
<LAUGH
 type="snurfle|sniggle|giggle|chuckle|belly|guffaw|out loud"
 target="myself|you|the world"
 >
</LAUGH>

<LIE type="(white|grey|black|blackAsNight)" size="(little|big|big&fat)">
     No, officer. I swear I was at home that night.
</LIE>